Uncategorized 10:06 pm
So last night southern decadence started off. It was actually quite fun except for the three people needing ambulances. Also one of the dancers was in a singlet and it was terrificly hot.
Today in therapy my therapist started complaining about her parents. I think she just got tired of hearing my problems.
The people at taco bell just decided to make what they felt like and fucked up my order
Uncategorized 7:03 am
So first with the now then the future. My pseduo romance who isnt’ ready for a “realtionship” was with somebody else tuesday. Who I need to be snide to and ask him who it was. I love having so many people who care about me. Also I caught him in a lie where he fucked somebody numerous times and said he didn’t. Here’s the conversation I worked out in my mind. We shall code name him madonna for the fun of this.
Me: Dead men tell no tales. But drunk ones do?
madonna: what do you mean? huh?
Me: I know through my sources that you had sex with cher (again disguised name) a couple times
Madonna: why would you say that?
Me: his ex roommate told me. See here’s the thing about crazy people. We crazy people always tell the truth…cut into dramatic monologue from sex and the city
So I’m really excited also about the school year. I finally have good roommates. No New York Jew who claims to have a water born illness. well i guess water makes his pot grow. And then the most notorious suite of messy people a tulane. This year I room with clean easier going friends. Can two fags share a sink. Especially when they get ready at the same time. Tough call. we shall se how the living siuation is but it has to be better than the other two years. And we also have a circuit party coming up. I’m excited to work in the sense I don’t want to
Uncategorized 9:48 pm
So monday was the employee drag show at work. Needless to say Aurora Cecile was there. I did Tina Turner’s version of proud marry. Video to follow. I totally wore myself out. My shoes turned out to be too big. I had to call my landlord and go hey did I get a package today. SO as soon as the song turned fast I took off my shoes. we raised over 13,000 dollars for N/O Aids.
Friday night at work was insane. somebody got arrested before 8 pm. Needlss to say the night proceeded like that.
Last night our manager decided to play a joke on us by having his friend call the pub and say Hillary Duff was coming. It was the good ending to two wild nights. Hopefully tonight Hillary will actually show up
Uncategorized 10:37 am
My mouth is so big I can eat them with one. Let’s do an update. My surgery went well. Although with all the bandages I am saying something I never though i’d say: I don’t want anything in my ass. Also another rare phrase I just want to be normal.
Today at work I had to lift way too many cabinets up to the third floor. I never realized how strong I am. And that I dont’ exercise enough. I’m going to be sore and for nothing. Well except my health.
I have to be at work at 5 and it’s alreadt 5:37 am. I hope everybody knows how cranky I get when I don’t get my twelve hours of sleep. So hopefully good night
