So I finally got Wifi in my apartment. Well I got it a couple days ago but I had to catch up on my internet porn. In other news with my dwelling it’s amazing. It’s so beautiful except a lot of dust is turning up. I may have to get it cleaned. While working friday night my landlord and the other two guys who reside in the building turned up. I live in a gay boarding house apparently.
Last night Frank was invited to a booze cruise put on by absolut and he took me along. It was amazing. Free booze on a boat is awesome. And I got a free bartenders kit. It’s called the absolut tool kit. Then we went out for like three hours about. We’re not really sure how long. Then when I got home I realized I left my phone in the cab. So I got online and made a friend call it and keep dialing it. Eventually the cab driver came backa nd I had to pay a fare to which I think he just drove around a little bit. But the good news is I got my phone back. I have all my numbers on my computer but I would probably havetoget a shitty phone.
Lastly I have anal warts. To all those question you’re probably wondering Yes I have an idea who gave it to me and no I’m not a whore. I am seeing a colon rectal surgeon tomorrow and will need him to stick a knife into my butt. I’m just hoping I end up with vicodin after the surgery
