I am the biggest fan of old sitcoms at night. I just watched the nanny. I love that jewish bitch. Speaking of jewish bitches my mom is still one. We were just in Chicago to visit family and so my parents could see my brother’s pictures from Israel. During the trip we visited my cousin who just remolded her kitchen. She was telling us how her cabinets were made by the ahmish and started to talk about the ahmish. My mom who is delightfully boring thought it sucked to hear about the ahmish. When that is more intersting than anything she talks about. Hell living the ahmish live is more interesting.

I got to see my love Natalia who lives in Chicago. She scored free tickets to a radio station concert. There were about 30 rap artists who suck. But the 13 year old wiggers loved them. I saw more make up than I have ever scene before. Let’s be clear I’ve been to drag shows. But then we saw Hillary Duff. Totally a fag who stood up the entire time. But she was amazing. We wanted to see Rihanna but we would have had to wait two more hours. At least. Uhh yeah I already had my fill of rap so we went to dinner.

Nola so soon.