Well despite what Donald Trump thinks about Rosie we will always love her. Unless you didn’t before then you certainley don’t now. Even though she is leaving the view after one year I think it’s for the better. Mostly because the View is on so early and I hate watching the clips online because the internet sucks on campus and the view is on at the same time as ellen. Even though seen as crazy I think she just called people on their shit. Donald Trump doing a publicity stunt. Elizabeth sucking ass. The Islam rant. And of course he famous dance with the Keebler gay elves. Rosie will be missed on daytime but I’m sure she will go on to play another retarded person on a primetime movie.
she’s fat and a loud mouth and doesn’t know what she’s talking about Wednesday, Apr 25 2007
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it’s a bird it’s a plane, oh wait i’m drunk and can’t see straight Tuesday, Apr 24 2007
Uncategorized 1:14 am
OK so last night at work I got told not once but twice that I look like Tom Welling. Well technically I was called super man. Because a lot of people don’t know his name but they know what the cover of Smallville dvd’s look like. But I can live with this. Why couldn’t I have x ray vision or heat vision or meat vision. Oh well good looks I guess I can live with.
Ok I’m ready for it God Friday, Apr 20 2007
Uncategorized 2:45 am
As I sit here I have my creative juices flowing (alcohol for all you teotallers) all I want to say is god I’m ready. Ready for what one may ask? A boy of course. It just seems like spring time is the time of suffering the most. Which explains passover. But the way I feel now does not campare to Jews doing manual labor. Although I would like to point out which is the only one of the original seven wonders to survive. We Jews do things right. Like how Black people always feel they are owed something by slavery but the holocaust was so much worse. But anyways it’s that time of the year again when love is in the air. And certain tube shaped insects sting you. But that’s not what I want to talk about. To everybody why does it seem like all of our friends couple up? It seems like winter would be such a better time seeing as you stay inside and are cold needing somebody to cuddle with. Plus nothing is warmer than pussy. I’m just really tired of playing solitaire, jacking off, and having the perosn in the passenger seat of my car not bent over at 90 degrees. I like to think I am at least a fair catch. Sure not the best. But New Orleans is not the gay mecca for quality guys. I’m in college and tall. What else can one ask for? Even my disgusting suitemates are getting laid and I can’t get that. Apparently being clean is also unattractive. But at this point I don’t want to change. I”m not going to present a false self to please somebody. And if I come off as a liar because of how I act so be it. I will end up hurt but so be it. I’ve learned from the past month that if somebody does not make you out to be what you really are it’s probably not for the best. You wind up being as easy to throw out as the chicken carcass Zoe and I ate for dinner. Or like a Hershy’s made English toffee bar I shit out after 12 hours. But there’s always more toffee in the sea. There’s more love in the air and pollen to fall. So even if I have to be stung by these pre butterfly bitches by myself with nobody to help me deal with the pain the wounds will heal and spring will end.
My thoughts on Virginia Tech Wednesday, Apr 18 2007
Uncategorized 7:01 am
I would like to start by saying this was a terrible tragedy. Anybody else would not be human. Even by my standards of judgements. But I have some thoughts
-Gun laws should maybe be a little tougher. I know that they will not chagne at all. If a felony is the only thing that stops one from getting a gun then they should just hand them out. If one decideds to suddenly become hostile instead of a gradual progression this method seems to have fault. There are some people out there who feel that there needs to be more of an easiness for people to carry guns. Members of Virginia Tech’s gun club said they felt defensless. It seems like the one thing that should not be done is throw in more guns.
-Speaking of polictics good ole Dubya was there. It only took him a week to get to New Orleans. At least we all know the real cause of this. Gay marriage. If there were only good family values being promoted he wouldn’t have done this
-People are mad at the school. They did the best they could in the situation. Looking at it rationally for a school to spend tons of money for something that barely happens is not reasonable. It is also a tough decision for a school to make. There are not proven good actions. Although not a perfect response it can also be thought to not get students to overreact ect.
Amber Alert Bryan Read Monday, Apr 16 2007
Uncategorized 9:10 pm
So maybe an amber alert is a little much but I haven’t updated for like 5 days or a month. Who knows anymore as the days pass by. But enough about my laziness. Time for my ADD. We are going to cover a multitude of topics.
Work: Nothing more unusual than normal. Just some people who I can’t understand how they are so stupid.
School: That’s a good question. I feel like all my grades are still up in the air. Hopefully they will fall safely in the average range.
Hugo Chavez: He needs to shove it. He is giving speeches how the United States is the devil. It’s one of those things where he hates us but if we didn’t buy all that oil form him who would be the pissed off one. Although the president sucks and fucked up the economy we as Patriotic Americans do know how to consume.
Iran: Stop getting mad we can’t spell your name. If we forget the eighth a in your name. You’re fucking over your country.
Next I would like to applogize to whoever writes the book of fate. If I lived in the south my whole life I would say John Grisham. But who writes the book for a southern californian who’s domicile is now columbia missouri and residence new orleans. Let’s go with Danielle Steele since I love romance. But clearly I did something to piss her off. I live with the most disgusting guys in the world. Those poor people in Africa woudl rather stay there then have to put up with this shit.
hypochondriac can’t be found in the hospital, they’re not really sick Tuesday, Apr 10 2007
Uncategorized 9:32 pm
So I went to walgreens with some of my peeps today. I stopped to grab cotten balls. Apparently the phami noticed me and had my prescription out for me. I did not tell her my name or anything. This is the first time it has happend. She just knew who I was when she saw me.
I work hard for the money Monday, Apr 9 2007
Uncategorized 8:07 pm
OK so I really don’t work hard for the money. Usually I just put wristbands on people. Well yesterday I actually had to run a register. Still not hard because there is no change involved. Although since I am used to using a computer as a cash register dumbing it down to like 5 buttons actually proved difficult. But due to my high level of intelligence I was able to ring out candy bars and chips for a dollar each. It was more the ten hours of being trapped behind a counter that dragged on. Except for the first fist fight I have ever witnessed at the bar. Usually security only has to act as a prescense. Well I had to get up form behind my counter and actually hold somebody back. Ugh how dare they! Well besides getting my hand hit I was successfully able to hold back the fucker. Ok so it would take somebody really big for me not to be able to but it still was pretty cool. I’m still really tired for some reason so I don’t feel like typing anymore.
I watch Grey’s Anatomy for medical advice Thursday, Apr 5 2007
Uncategorized 7:55 pm
So in addition to everything else I have also now scratched my cornea. Symptoms include a nice red eye in which everybody thinks I have pink eye and my vision is blury. I have a nice cream I get to put in my eye though. My favorite has to be how the pharmacist said “Oh I hope this medication is for your eye. Just make sure you keep washing your hands.”
I resonded “Oh I don’t have pink eye I just scratched my cornea”
Pharmacist “yeah just make sure to wash your hands so you don’t spread it to the other eye”
I would just like to end with you cannot pass any type of scratch like a bacterial enviornment.
Pon and Zi Tuesday, Apr 3 2007
Uncategorized 3:50 am
Ok so these are the best things ever. It is impossible to not say out loud awww ater every cartoon. These are some of my favorites. They make me feel happiness, sadness, love, and lonliness all at the same time.
