perceptions, or should I say misperceptions Wednesday, Jan 31 2007 

Warning this blog my seem ironic but deal with it.

I’ve come to realized people don’t understand where their place is. Now I don’t mean that in only in the bad way but also the good way. In the good way everybody has probably heard this most often. I’m so fat. I recently got told by a friend that I was being a good boy going to the gym while he was fat. He has a size 30 waist at the most (he might say 32 but if I fit into a 36 he can do a 30). I’m not saying tat I am fat but I know where I stand. Why don’t others view themselves this way. I’m really tired of really skinny people saying they are fat. Just say you have a good body but you work hard for it or you have good genes or whatever. Just don’t say you don’t have the ability to wear a bikini when you have a 6 pack.This extends into everything you say you’re not good at. While in the band at my first high school we had an oboe player who said she wasn’t that good. She’s in the music program in Indiana (one of the best in the country if not the best). Using oboe as a transition at all state tryouts every single person said they did bad. That makes me feel worse that a bunch of bad people beat me. Now the mean side. If you’re a pain in the ass please try to know this. I know I piss people off and in which way I do it. But I have come to terms with my fault. Think of it as admitting a problem. Just accept things as they are. And ending in a question like Sex and the City. Is it possible for people to look at themselves without beergoggles?

Denny Crain Tuesday, Jan 23 2007 

So i got Rachel addicted to Boston Legal. I’m trying to get her addicted to all the shows i love so she’ll get worse grades. There by increasing my self esteem. Let’s move on. I’m starting a medication tomorrow that will make my skin turn red basically if i’m outsided. But at least it’s only for a month. Not like I’m an outdoor kid. So I worked over the weekend which sucked because i hate work but I love money. so we went to this buffet for dinner that i don’t know what it’s called. I haven’t ate that much since like two days ago. Before that we went to lowe’s to get a scooter which was the biggest fucking store i have ever been in. The employee told us that air filters were against the back wall so I made a joke bout having a tram to take. She insisted I take one of those fat people carts. Do you think I enjoyed it? Umm fuck yeah I did. Then we went to wal mart. Nuff said. So i’m going out later but i’m driving so can we say not going to have fun at persona’s earch. To end this blog nobody reads my love life is still like that shiny porcelain thrown .

Status wow Saturday, Jan 20 2007 

So let’s begin where we left off. Or at least when the next interesting things happend. Thursday night was ben and jarrod’s birthday party at the pub. It was fun. It was from 8-10 and let me tell you i’m a big fan of going out early. To me happy hour is like the time last call should be. We were going to go after that but then we decided to watch the kingdom of illusion show. There really wasn’t much illusion becuase I could tell what gender they all were. Except for two reall hot lesbians that disappointed me. So after being out for 5 hours on a thursday we went home. Also I got this breast that vibrates. It’s a hand massager. I got it for free so don’t think i paid for it. Just my dignity. Friday was fun. Classes are the same. My anthro teacher is really hot. LIke mcdreamy hot. I call him mcteachy. His dry sense of humor makes me want to screw him even harder. Except my vagina will not be as dry as his sense of humor. Yes I would grow a vagina for him. A;so i’ve come to realize I know no hebrew. So let’s get to work. I guess I didn’t tell my boss i switched and he was kind of upset. Then I made an STD joke to a bartender who got upset. It wasn’t a good employee relations night. So readers of the blog (maybe both of you). Are STD’s funny?

what’s happening Wednesday, Jan 17 2007 

So school has started back at tulane. Happy I am. The only problem is i’ve been having a breakdown since i’ve been here. Do we know whiy? Nope ON the bright sid ei got boston legal season 1. Season two is better but i’m anal and have to get them in order. I’m also basically having hot flashes. I’m having my man period and manopause a the same time. Who knows? My blogs will get better in time. If not i’ll discontinue it and weep from my pretty eyes.